Steve's bio...

...in bullet form!

• Born July 18, 1983 in Oil City, Pennsylvania
• Raised fundamentalist Pentecostal
• Now with no belief whatsoever in any deity
• Survived Hodgkin's disease as a teenager
• Proud college dropout
  
• Nerd
  
• Lived in Pennsylvania, Ohio, California, Nevada, and New Mexico
• Worked as a pizza delivery driver, hardware store clerk, truck unloader, call center rep, tutor, supermarket cashier, department store stocker, dishwasher, package delivery assistant, baseball umpire, football official, basketball official, softball umpire, and poker dealer
• Still officiating whenever the opportunity arises
• Waiting for my next job to open up (as a poker room supervisor in Colorado)
• Somewhat libertarian of center
  
• Proud owner (and poor player) of a Moog Etherwave theremin
• Also a poor player of the guitar and piano
• Decent player of poker, air hockey, bowling, miniature golf, and Who Wants to be a Millionaire
• Good player of Wheel of Fortune and Pyramid (no link, alas)
  
• Fan of Roy Zimmerman, Jon Stewart, Bob Harris, Sheetz, Five Guys, the Wii, sports, xkcd, air conditioning, and random acts of weirdness
• Un-fan of movies, most popular music, most scripted TV, tattoos, water sports (both kinds), slow drivers, and nasal splenectomies
• Never finishes anythi